curhat di omegle

ini adalah hal paling absurd aku rasa hari ini. gak ada angin , gak ada hujan , gak ada kucing ngeong , gak ada kreta lewat , gak ada si anggi , gak ada si yaya , gak ada si... (hehehhehehe)

yaudalah intinya tadi waktu nge omegle jumpa orang dari alaska (dalam bayangan aku dia pake jaket bulu setebal 25 cm dan memakai laptop di rumah es yang di bekukan ) dan dia nanya gmana ya kalo ada orang dan dia cewek ingin menyatakan cinta kepada cowok yang satu taun diatasnya . dan dia takut ditolak , karena cowok tersebut gabungnya ama cewe2 kayak celebrity gitu.. (kalo aku udah kuterima dia , karena udah tidak sanggup menahan malu jomblo 4 tahun )

dan kira2 ini lah percakapan kami di omegle :

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: 19 m

Stranger: thnx goodness

Stranger: i need help

Stranger: i need truthful answers to my questions

You: what ?

Stranger: i need answers that i can only get from a guy

You: what kind of questions ?

Stranger: would u go out w/ a girl thats a year youngr than u?

Stranger: \not me,btw

You: of course yes..

You: kind of date ?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: well,kinda

Stranger: um,would u laugh at a girl if she told u her true feelings for you?

You: if she told first

You: i will be happy

Stranger: and if you didnt like her back?

You: i will refuse

Stranger: nicely?

You: i will refuse her but with nicely

Stranger: would u call a guy that disrespected a girl when she confessed her feelings...um a not so nice guy?

You: no

You: that guy didnt means disrespecting that girls

You: but maybe the guy heart is with another woman

Stranger: for a girl whos completely love sick,but her crush doesnt know,what advice could u give me?

You: or

Stranger: or he's an asshole

Stranger: ?

You: so

You: the girl is very lovesick with that guy ?

Stranger: yea

You: if i know the situation

You: she is very love sick example with me

You: in my opinion i will be accepting her

You: but

You: if i know the situation

You: if the boy is an asshole

You: the boy will rejecting her rudely

Stranger: but this guy is surrounded by gorgeous girls everyday

Stranger: like,...like,celeberity gorgeous girls

You: are the younger girl is gorgeus too ?

Stranger: um,i dont know if i would call myself gorgeous

You: if the girl are the gorgeus

You: no

You: sorry

You: i mean

You: the boy

You: will see the girl hear

You: *heart

You: if the girl had a nice heart

Stranger: i have that

You: i promise the boy will not refuse her

Stranger: what i meant by saying,i dont kno if i would call myself gorgeous is becuz,i dont kno,i definetly kno im not ugly tho

You: are your have maby friends in school

You: or college ?

You: *many

Stranger: what?

You: are you have many friends in school or college ?

Stranger: um.....15-ish give or take a few

Stranger: but he's not in the same school

You: oohh

You: is ee

You: mmmhh

You: can i see your pic

Stranger: well,15 GREAT FRIENDS

You: if can see ur pic

Stranger: um,i cant

You: maybe i can tell u

Stranger: public computer

You: oohh

You: i think

You: your measurements ?

You: can i know

Stranger: i'll give u some basics though,um i 5'9 with shoulder length dark brown hair,taan,with a little bit of freckles, long legs,and im pretty skinny

Stranger: measurements?>

Stranger: ?*

You: oohh

You: i think ur the gorgeous one

Stranger: thanks

You: so

You: why do u afraid to teel him

You: ur heart feelings

Stranger: he's older

Stranger: and....and.....totally hot

You: but it only 1 year , didnt he ?

Stranger: yea

You: it didnt means anything

Stranger: oh,i gotta take back one thing,apparently im not tan,im fair

Stranger: but considering i used to b glow in the dark,its not all that bad

You: hmm

You: can i know ur name ?

Stranger: cheyenne

Stranger: urs?

You: from ?

Stranger: alaska

You: my name is faisal from indonesia

Stranger: oh wow

Stranger: well,american guys arent so nice ya see

You: hmm

You: i know that

Stranger: wow,10123 users,thats a lot

You: whoa

You: so many users

Stranger: well,faisal,i have to go.i'm not sure if im gonna tell him,but thnx for all the advice

Stranger: so,anyways,toodaloo

Stranger: nice talking to you

Stranger: hope u've gotta good ggirl on ur arm,and if u dont,i hope u find one

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ribet kan..
sementara aku yang dapet nilai inggris pas-pasan semasa SMA cuman kuliah lah yang dapat A (itupun karena dosennya tetangga baik)

jadi itulah ceritanya..
tapi kalo dpikir pikir kesian jugak ya ceweknya uda sampe love sick gitu..
ckckckckckckckck...
kalo aja ada yang suka ama aku ampe love sick gtu..
hmmmmmm....!!